omg lol. And I can totes see him going "srsly. come on. You guys got together cause of it, didn't you? When do I get let off the hook?"

and Seamus and Dean would hold up a finger and go, "One word. 'Crucio'. That tell you when you're off the hook?" And then Harry would try to drink his tea or coffee and his teeth would fall out when the liquid hit his teeth cause it had some sort of adhesive dissolver or something.