There must always be a Stubby Boardman. When the current Stubby Boardman gets killed (however you wish), he grasps the nearest warm body to pass on the secrets of Stubby Boardman ... that body just happens to be Draco. (ie, sort of like the Dread Pirate Roberts from Princess Bride but Stubby Boardman instead).

Someone good please pick this prompt, this has the best potential. It could be so damn hilarious and hot! *pushes cynical self away*

Those sound like some lovely prompts. I'm happily ignoring the Snupin one.