Oh. My. God! I didn't even think it was possible for The Muppet's to equate a call to the police. Stupid arse minions. *snirt* Sucks majorly though, The Muppet's are the bestest way to wind down.

*hugs teh Wook* Poor thing, it must have been so moritifying to have had to explain about bondage and s&m to your mother. *shudders @ the thought of the same thing with her mother*

Now, that fetish ball sounds interesting. *ponders* Oh how reading your journal entry has made me smile.