*purrs and pets* The dog bit reminds me of last winter... I was sleeping through noon or so, when I am awakened by this horrible yelping. It sounds like someone's beating their dog, or similar. It goes on for a while, and I try to go back to sleep for about three seconds. I haul my sorry arse out of bed to peer out the window above my bed. I see a pack of dogs. I stalk out to the livingroom, have a few words with my sister, steal her shoes, and stalk out there to give the dogs a piece of my mind, or find a stick to separate the dogs from the fight. I thought they were picking on a pup, yanno?

So, I get to the sidewalk and head towards the church next door, where all the racket's coming from. By now my sis has followed me. I get close enough to the tangle in the parking lot to see (since I'm almost blind), and let out a profound, "Oh, my GOD. They're FUCKING???" Ok, it was more a shriek than anything else.

Yes, on church property. Not that it's my church. But also quite loudly, by the street, in a residential area. Naughty Star. Needless to say, my sister was torn between hysterical laughter and horror that I'd said that quite so loudly. But, I also broke the window banging on it. -_-;;;